The state of the union is bitter, like shiver-inducing cold or the lip-curdling snarl of wine that has turned. Obama may see hope, and seek to lead the nation toward centrist goals, but going sideways is not progress. If something looks like a parade think twice about rushing to become its leader – you might [...]

Insist the constitution allows every citizen to carry a concealed weapon. Use firearm metaphors to urge the defeat of political opponents. Express outrage at any suggestion a shooting could be caused by something other than mental illness or instability. Ignore the fact that these conditions disproportionately afflict Americans. Always wear a flag pin.