30.06.06
Language Arts 101
He should also stop calling everyone
who’s phone he taps, or bank records he snoops,
a terrorist based on circumstantial evidence.
By that standard every politician is a crook –
they all take contributions and grant favors,
but bribery and terrorism both require proof.
As part of No Child Left Behind
all members of the administration should
be tested for English comprehension.
Until they pass, they should not be allowed
to use the words “war� or “terrorist� –
if they pass, they will know they shouldn’t.